Things never said
-John Paul- Goku about to have sex with chi-chi Goku: Power pole extend!!!!
Vegeta: Trunks....I am your father!!
Trunks: Yeah dad, I know, I told you that, remember?
Vegeta: well...I.....damn!!!
Goku after a night of drinking
Goku: you know krillin....I have something to tell you..
Krillion: what is it buddy?
Goku: I have always....well....had a "thing" for you...
Krillin :Goku..you're drunk....you don't know what you're saying!
Goku: No krillin!! I am seeing it all clearly now!! it all makes sense!
Goku: Now gohan, the next time some one makes fun of your height, I give you permission to kick their sorry asses into the next dimension, and if they still keep at it, tell them they will have to answer to your super saiyan father!!!
Zarbon: Frieza, our business of selling planets is at an all time low! We need to do something in order to bring our stock back up.
Frieza: I see...Do you have any suggestions Zarbon?
Zarbon: yes sir I do, I suggest that we merge our corporation with one of the many hard core pornography companies. Not only is it fun to watch sir, but Pornography is a multi trillion dollar industry!!
Frieza: Well done Zarbon!!! get on that immediately.
Zarbon: yes sir!
*Vegeta spanking trunks*
Vegeta: What did I tell you about using that sword!? You can't use it until you clean your room!
Trunks: but dad!! I diiiiid cleam my room!
Vegeta: Now now obey your father.
1.*Frieza: And for my next trick, I will turn into an even wussier looking lizard!
2.*Chowzu: Tien............be honest with me.........am I short?
3.*Krillin: Hey Goku, do you know that you have been wearing those same clothes since that day I came to your reunion?
4.*Scene: Vegeta is on the phone with the Home-Shopping Network.
*Vegeta: yes, get me the pink rabbit fur slippers, and that shag love seat as well. What's that???? My credit card number!!! Don't you know who you are talking to??? I am a Saiyan prince!! I command you to deliver them to me now!!! Hello!!! Hello???!?!
5.*Chowsue: Hey Tien, I REALLY like your third eye......if you knwo what I mean...... (wink-wink)
Krillin: So you think we got him this time!
Gohan: Ya ya! we did! AH SHIT he's still alive!
Krillin: I'll get him. Take that!
Gohan: WOW!! That did it for sure!
Goku: Guys you know we can't beat him until i go Super saiyan!
Krillin: But we can still try!.
Nappa: Im a Super saiyan! WHat im not how bout now! what still not? How the fuck can u tell!
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